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Journal Entry: Thu Sep 10, 2009, 4:43 PM

Mood: Lazy

If you feel you have screenshotted an interesting pageview number of mine, show me and explain why it is awesome. Never know, It might be worth something... :0

So you know when you have such a humongous shit that it stretches your butthole so badly you can neither sit in your drawing chair nor even sleep properly due to the surprising amount of pain?

Yeah I didn't either.

From this experience, I have learned I am neither cut out to be a gay, nor a woman. Dealing with hurties in such a sensitive area on a monthly basis does not sound like fun. Obviously I still have no idea of the level of hurties, but I'm definitely labeling this occurrence quite highly on the worst experiences of my life. It's like someone's got a really sharp fingernail dug into my butt, and every now and then for no reason it gets longer, wider, and sharper then goes back to normal.

So in summary: Why the fuck, poop? What the fuck, buttseckz? How the fuck, women?

links n that

- nuditeh?

- Storeh?

To do list
1 - Rise Audition.
2 - Rise Reference material.
3 - Sponsored Sketches.
4 - Contest prize(s)?

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*Manamaraya Sep 10, 2009, 5:13:38 PM

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ENJOY YOUR RESULTING HEMORRHOIDS LOL.

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Through this life of bees.

~ACE-3000 Sep 10, 2009, 6:15:04 PM

you get used to it I guess.

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=pargile Sep 10, 2009, 6:50:20 PM

On closer inspection that seems to be what I'm 'enjoying' right now 8D

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*Caramelody Sep 10, 2009, 7:00:40 PM

what a coincidence... My mom was just watching a segment of "The Doctors" on ANAL CANCER

.....just hope your doctor doesn't have big hands

=Andantonius Sep 10, 2009, 7:05:42 PM

That's why I have rigorous defecation sessions at regular periodic intervals. Big poos often clog toilets; which is never fun. >: |

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Never say, "I can't." Instead ask yourself, "how can I?".

*el-oscuro Sep 10, 2009, 8:48:07 PM

Hahaha don't eat so much curry and kebabs?

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Indians scatterd on American highways bleeding, ghosts crowd this young child's fradgile eggshell mind.

*Dozaloz Sep 10, 2009, 11:34:03 PM

Women actually have a higher pain tolerance than men, so we can cope with childbirth :>

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=Haikera-Baiketsu Sep 11, 2009, 4:10:28 AM

...wrong hole, for womens

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"They might kill you, but are otherwise pretty forgiving"

*Manamaraya Sep 11, 2009, 4:55:01 AM

Did you name yours?

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.Always believed we could fly
Through this life of bees.

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=pargile: I guess all the burning I do I could be considered a toaster in some sense.
Wed Oct 21, 2009, 6:36 AM
=Andantonius: I'm sorry James, but evidence would suggest that you are, in fact, a toaster.
Sat Oct 17, 2009, 10:30 AM
*Caramelody: keke
Fri Oct 9, 2009, 10:13 PM
~tetsuoshima: haha
Tue Sep 22, 2009, 5:57 AM
=Andantonius: Immmaaagiiinaaatttiooooonnnnn! :iconimaginationplz:
Wed Aug 12, 2009, 8:30 AM
*el-oscuro: BOX! oh no wait, it's one word
Sat Jul 18, 2009, 5:12 AM
=pargile: I have photographic evidence to support this statement. [link]
Mon Jul 13, 2009, 4:00 AM
*el-oscuro: at least 100 people won't find this funny
Sun Jul 12, 2009, 1:10 PM
=pargile: Good. Now clean it up >=/.
Sun May 24, 2009, 7:08 PM
*lil-fluffy-bunny: i came
Sun May 24, 2009, 5:03 AM