D&D related shenanigans from the group I'm DMing. Lucavi is the Eladrin Wizard belonging to 's partner Cliff. Neither of them are playing with us anymore, but until a replacement is sorted we've been using Lucavi as a stand in. Now when Cliff was in charge of him, Lucavi was a beast. He rolled like back to back 17s and basically was the only one pwning anything. has been controlling him since they left the group. Here's what happened today in the fight against a Ghoul and 4 Zombies. (Turtleduck is one of my friends from England, other guy who plays with us wasn't here today)

(The syntax for the dice rolley bits is the dice roll + the bonuses, so the first number after the = is what their dice roll was)


Andantonius:
Thunderwave - Close blast 3 - Int VS Fort - Standard Action
To Hit: « 1d20+Intelligence mod = 1 + 5 = 6 »
To Hit: « 1d20+Intelligence mod = 2 + 5 = 7 »
To Hit: « 1d20+Intelligence mod = 1 + 5 = 6 »
-Damage: « 1d6+Intelligence mod = 1 + 4 = 5 »
Thunder damage All targets in blast are pushed a number of squares equal to « Wisdom mod = 3 ».
Andantonius:
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Andantonius:
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Andantonius:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pargile:
hahahaha
Pargile:
oh man I lol'd
turtleduck:
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turtleduck:
That was epic!
Andantonius:
............
Andantonius:
I'ma go drown and stuff
Andantonius:
1, 2, 1, and 1....
Andantonius:
faaaiillll
turtleduck:
How can someone suck that much?
Andantonius:
Lucavi dies of shame
Pargile:
I am so putting that on DA
Andantonius:
Dick. XD


LATER


Pargile:
C'mon now.
Pargile:
these guys have like a 9 in reflex
Pargile:
how can he miss?
Andantonius:
he shoots at mr. unmissable
Andantonius:
Magic Missile - Range 20 - Int VS Reflex - Standard Action
To Hit: « 1d20+Intelligence mod = 2 + 5 = 7 »
Damage: « 2d4+Intelligence mod = 3 + 4 = 7 » - Force damage
Andantonius:
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Pargile:
hahaha
Andantonius:
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Andantonius:
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Andantonius:
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turtleduck:
oh he can, and he will
Pargile:
wiiiiin
turtleduck:
this is pretty unbelievable
Andantonius:
Lucavi has been declared a member of the squid species.
Andantonius:
And is done.
Pargile:
I think Lucavi is channeling Jerry Holkins
Pargile:
Omin Draan has appeared in our D&D game
Pargile:
I'm so proud


So he tried again!


Andantonius:
Magic Missile - Range 20 - Int VS Reflex - Standard Action
To Hit: « 1d20+Intelligence mod = 3 + 5 = 8 »
Damage: « 2d4+Intelligence mod = 4 + 4 = 8 » - Force damage


's actual character, Hazzy the Dragonborn Paladin begins channeling the spirit of Lucavi Failmage...


Pargile:
this guy is soft on AC
Pargile:
come on now
Andantonius:
Enfeebling Strike - Melee weapon - One Creature - Charisma vs. AC - Standard Action
To hit: « 1d20+3+Charisma mod = 1 + 3 + 5 = 9 »
Damage: « 1d8+Charisma mod = 3 + 4 = 7 »
If I marked the target, it takes a -2 penalty to attack rolls until the end of my next turn.
Pargile:
HAHAHA
Andantonius:
?????????????????????????????????????????
Andantonius:
?!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!!?
Andantonius:
HIIIIITTTT?!?!??!UAGU(+U^UAUJS(UDI_#U(U(_DJVB(_+AJ(+UY_(!U+^
turtleduck:
There are no words
Pargile:
you had to roll a THREE to hit him XD
Pargile:
hahahaha
Pargile:
ohhhhh I'm so happy



Moral? Don't use other people's characters. They don't like it.